1. Chicago Bears: QB Drake Maye (Well, at least CW won't cry about it) 2. Washington Commanders: QB Caleb Williams
3. New England Patriots: OT Joe Alt (okay...) 4. Arizona Cardinals: WR Marvin Harrison Jr. 5. Los Angeles Chargers: TE Brock Bowers 6. New York Giants: WR Malik Nabers 7. Tennessee Titans: WR Rome Odunze 8. Atlanta Falcons: QB Jayden Daniels (Oh Thank God) 9. Chicago Bears: DE Jared Verse (noooonononono...me no likey) 10. New York Jets: OT Olu Fashanu 11. Minnesota Vikings: DE Laiatu Latu 12. Denver Broncos: DL Jer'Zhan Newton 13. Las Vegas Raiders: DE Chop Robinson 14. New Orleans Saints: DE Dallas Turner 15. Indianapolis Colts: S Cooper DeJean (whaaaaat!)
16. Seattle Seahawks: DE Bralen Trice 17. Jacksonville Jaguars: OT JC Latham 18. Cincinnati Bengals: WR Keon Coleman 19. Green Guy Slackers: CB Kool-Aid McKinstry 20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: OT Taliese Fuaga 21. Arizona Cardinals: CB TJ Tampa (put down the pipe!)
22. Los Angeles Rams: OT Amarius Mims 23. Pittsburgh Steelers: QB Michael Penix 24. Miami Dolphins: OL Graham Barton 25. Philadelphia Eagles: CB Nate Wiggins (this would be a minor coup) 26. Kansas City Chiefs: WR Troy Franklin (seriously, drop the pipe!) 27. Houston Texans: DE JT Tuimaloau 28. Detroit Lions: CB Kalen King (c'mon) 29. Buffalo Bills: WR Brian Thomas Jr. 30. Dallas Cowboys: S Tyler Nubin 31. San Francisco 49ers: OT Tyler Guyton 32. Baltimore Ravens: WR Adonai Mitchell (whew)
1. Chicago Bears: QB Drake Maye (Well, at least CW won't cry about it) 2. Washington Commanders: QB Caleb Williams
3. New England Patriots: OT Joe Alt (okay...) 4. Arizona Cardinals: WR Marvin Harrison Jr. 5. Los Angeles Chargers: TE Brock Bowers 6. New York Giants: WR Malik Nabers 7. Tennessee Titans: WR Rome Odunze 8. Atlanta Falcons: QB Jayden Daniels (Oh Thank God) 9. Chicago Bears: DE Jared Verse (noooonononono...me no likey) 10. New York Jets: OT Olu Fashanu 11. Minnesota Vikings: DE Laiatu Latu 12. Denver Broncos: DL Jer'Zhan Newton 13. Las Vegas Raiders: DE Chop Robinson 14. New Orleans Saints: DE Dallas Turner 15. Indianapolis Colts: S Cooper DeJean (whaaaaat!)
16. Seattle Seahawks: DE Bralen Trice 17. Jacksonville Jaguars: OT JC Latham 18. Cincinnati Bengals: WR Keon Coleman 19. Green Guy Slackers: CB Kool-Aid McKinstry 20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: OT Taliese Fuaga 21. Arizona Cardinals: CB TJ Tampa (put down the pipe!)
22. Los Angeles Rams: OT Amarius Mims 23. Pittsburgh Steelers: QB Michael Penix 24. Miami Dolphins: OL Graham Barton 25. Philadelphia Eagles: CB Nate Wiggins (this would be a minor coup) 26. Kansas City Chiefs: WR Troy Franklin (seriously, drop the pipe!) 27. Houston Texans: DE JT Tuimaloau 28. Detroit Lions: CB Kalen King (c'mon) 29. Buffalo Bills: WR Brian Thomas Jr. 30. Dallas Cowboys: S Tyler Nubin 31. San Francisco 49ers: OT Tyler Guyton 32. Baltimore Ravens: WR Adonai Mitchell (whew)