First, if the Bears do lose this game, there would be one "positive" outcome for me personally. I think it would be the final nail in the Eberflus coffin. We all know how the Bears feast on mediocrity, so I'm worried that 'Flus will do "just enough" in these final games for Ryan Poles to rationalize giving 'Flus the final year on his contract, and we have to endure another year of Eberflus-misery here in Chicago. But a loss to a bad Pats team would probably seal the deal for a new head coach.
Second, I think we need to begin a grass-roots write in campaign. I think we need to get the Bears fanbase to write letters to Virginia McCaskey - personally - requesting they get a better consultant on this next head coach committee. I think we need to ask her to put the bearsinhouston rubber chicken on that committee. We have all witnessed these past HC search committee brain-trusts at work. I think the rubber chicken has more brainpower than all of them combined. Maybe we should even suggest they replace President/CEO Kevin Warren with the rubber chicken too... even a rubber chicken knows that it's better to own a state-of-the-art sports complex in Arlington Heights than to rent from the Chicago Park District again (the same entity that gave us the space ship re-design of Soldier Field and still hasn't paid for it yet).
Third, we need to come up with a good name for the chicken.
First, if the Bears do lose this game, there would be one "positive" outcome for me personally. I think it would be the final nail in the Eberflus coffin. We all know how the Bears feast on mediocrity, so I'm worried that 'Flus will do "just enough" in these final games for Ryan Poles to rationalize giving 'Flus the final year on his contract, and we have to endure another year of Eberflus-misery here in Chicago. But a loss to a bad Pats team would probably seal the deal for a new head coach.
Second, I think we need to begin a grass-roots write in campaign. I think we need to get the Bears fanbase to write letters to Virginia McCaskey - personally - requesting they get a better consultant on this next head coach committee. I think we need to ask her to put the bearsinhouston rubber chicken on that committee. We have all witnessed these past HC search committee brain-trusts at work. I think the rubber chicken has more brainpower than all of them combined. Maybe we should even suggest they replace President/CEO Kevin Warren with the rubber chicken too... even a rubber chicken knows that it's better to own a state-of-the-art sports complex in Arlington Heights than to rent from the Chicago Park District again (the same entity that gave us the space ship re-design of Soldier Field and still hasn't paid for it yet).
Third, we need to come up with a good name for the chicken.
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As a fan of Daffy and Bugs, I was always partial to "George"
First, if the Bears do lose this game, there would be one "positive" outcome for me personally. I think it would be the final nail in the Eberflus coffin. We all know how the Bears feast on mediocrity, so I'm worried that 'Flus will do "just enough" in these final games for Ryan Poles to rationalize giving 'Flus the final year on his contract, and we have to endure another year of Eberflus-misery here in Chicago. But a loss to a bad Pats team would probably seal the deal for a new head coach.
Second, I think we need to begin a grass-roots write in campaign. I think we need to get the Bears fanbase to write letters to Virginia McCaskey - personally - requesting they get a better consultant on this next head coach committee. I think we need to ask her to put the bearsinhouston rubber chicken on that committee. We have all witnessed these past HC search committee brain-trusts at work. I think the rubber chicken has more brainpower than all of them combined. Maybe we should even suggest they replace President/CEO Kevin Warren with the rubber chicken too... even a rubber chicken knows that it's better to own a state-of-the-art sports complex in Arlington Heights than to rent from the Chicago Park District again (the same entity that gave us the space ship re-design of Soldier Field and still hasn't paid for it yet).
Third, we need to come up with a good name for the chicken.
I like Dirttrude for the female and buttbeard for the male
The Bears won't win it. That's the point. Flus doesn't beat anyone but creampuffs and he only beats creampuffs at home.
Well, if you keep saying it's a guaranteed loss for the Bears, then it's for sure a jinx for the Packers. Perhaps your plan;-P
Flus is 2-10 in division and one of those wins was a pathetic 12-10 game against the Vikings with Josh Dobbs starting. There's no trick question here--Eberflus is the worst NC in the division and it isn't even close.
He doesn't beat good teams with very rare exception and he doesn't beat any teams on the road, good or not so good. Those are just the facts.
If he somehow splits with Green Bay this year it will be a total fluke.